Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The Olympian is in my bed
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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