Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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