my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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