You're so nebulous sometimes
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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