Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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