if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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