there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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