worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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