She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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