Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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