I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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