She announced her abortion via fbk
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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