he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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