Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
