At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
