I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
what day is it and did you see me today?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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