So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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