Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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