And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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