Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
vagina is talking i cant
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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