Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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