my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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