you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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