The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
