Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
tell me about the fingering
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