Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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