chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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