Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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