Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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