I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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