? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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