We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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