She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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