Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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