I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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