Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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