I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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