Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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