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You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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