:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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