..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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