Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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