Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
COCAINE IS GR8
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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