I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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