Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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