Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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