wrigley field is MILF paradise
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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