D3 body, D1 cock
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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