Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Randomize