You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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