Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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