How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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